Missing kids

You've seen those missing kids, on milk cartons, on government websites. You know where you're going to find them, being on the internet. The internet is what kids do. What doesn't make sense, is that if you want to search records for them, you have to pay out $45.00 USD per search. That pretty much shuts the general public out of searching for them.

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Admininstrators using the race card

Since I am the internet God, I am going to formally set forth the law in writing, because forum administrators are beginning to run amuck.

Hokey forum Administrators using any one of these is the equivalent of using the "race card":

• "You will be Banned"
• "I am going to ban you!!!"
• "I am banning you."
• "You are not welcome in our community and I am banning you."

We know you can play that card, but why? What for? To make you feel superior about your short penis? You are corvette driver who doesn't have enough money for an Italian car.

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MTV Video Awards

MTV Video Awards, a play-by-play breakdown of the show.

1. Brittany: Jesus Christ, did you see how blue her eyes were? She was blinking wildly, she should have practiced with them in, so she didn't look so damn stupid.
2. Mic failed on Fall Out Boy. Memo to MTV: Use two micrcophones, or three, so your star doesn't look retarded talking for two minutes into the only mic your engineers provided, and, that one mic doesn't work.
   
3. Most Overplayed Song of the Year: Umbrella, Rihanna & Jay-Z. Here's the contradiction in the song: Early on, Jay-Z comments on Rhianna as a "Good Girl Gone Bad," then later in the song, Jay-Z says "Little Miss Sunshine, Rhianna where you at?" That's pretty fucking stupid in anybody's book.
   
4. A Rapper is always a Producer. Because no one else will produce that shit. However, a Producer may or may not be, a Rapper.
5. This will happen one day during the show: A Rapper gonna go postal and shoot a comedianne or comedian telling jokes about them on the MTV Video Awards Live Stage.
6. Justin Timberlake, in suit and tie, had the "I'm the only white dude at da club?" look on his face at the Southern Hospitality Ballas Party.
7. Worst Show Production Sequence: Kanye West followed by Chris Brown.
   

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Best Mouse: Logitech MX518

The best mouse for your PC is the Logitech MX518 Gaming Grade Mouse. It has good weight, good balance, and a hi-performance optical engine. I've got over 5,000 hours on mine. Note: This mouse has a cord.


The equivalent cordless mouse would be the Logitech G7 Laser Cordless Mouse.

A new one in the Logitech lineup is the G9 Laser. I haven't had a chance to try it.

Yea, yea, you're gonna say "OMFG MY RAZOR MULLETHEAD MOUSE IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!!"

The Microsoft v3.0 feels like you're using an origami mouse, it's like holding crumpled paper in your hand.

I don't care what you have to say. Logitech makes the best PC Mouse.

About me

There are some things about me which seem to attract attention:

• My computer is a $8,000 USD PC by VelocityMicro.com.
• My website is a $5,000 wonder (have a look).
• My desk chair is a $800 model by Herman-Miller, Inc.
• Skied professionally as a slalom skier for MasterCraft Boats, Inc., and HOSports.com.
  
• Graduate and undergraduate degrees from institutions of higher learning
• As Chief Information Officer, I worked directly for the Dean of the UNL Business School.
• As Decision Support Analyst, I worked for international publisher and Fortune 500 organization Harcourt Brace.
  

Those things cause young adults to go into epileptic fits of jealous rage. What they don't understand, is that someone always has better stuff. Except in my case, no one on the planet has stuff better than I do. Again, more jealous rage by young adults and their shitty websites.

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