MTV Video Awards

MTV Video Awards, a play-by-play breakdown of the show.

1. Brittany: Jesus Christ, did you see how blue her eyes were? She was blinking wildly, she should have practiced with them in, so she didn't look so damn stupid.
2. Mic failed on Fall Out Boy. Memo to MTV: Use two micrcophones, or three, so your star doesn't look retarded talking for two minutes into the only mic your engineers provided, and, that one mic doesn't work.
   
3. Most Overplayed Song of the Year: Umbrella, Rihanna & Jay-Z. Here's the contradiction in the song: Early on, Jay-Z comments on Rhianna as a "Good Girl Gone Bad," then later in the song, Jay-Z says "Little Miss Sunshine, Rhianna where you at?" That's pretty fucking stupid in anybody's book.
   
4. A Rapper is always a Producer. Because no one else will produce that shit. However, a Producer may or may not be, a Rapper.
5. This will happen one day during the show: A Rapper gonna go postal and shoot a comedianne or comedian telling jokes about them on the MTV Video Awards Live Stage.
6. Justin Timberlake, in suit and tie, had the "I'm the only white dude at da club?" look on his face at the Southern Hospitality Ballas Party.
7. Worst Show Production Sequence: Kanye West followed by Chris Brown.
   

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